GOD ONE DAY I WILL APP A CHARACTER THAT I DON'T NEED TO SAY THIS, but I am not Turkish at all, so if you see me messing up Turkish history or culture, please feel free to hit me here.

If you see me playing Turkey wrong, also hit me here.

Comments are screened, Anon is on and IP logging is off. If you don't want to comment here, then feel free to email me at yahicedrama at gmail or you can ping me in IRC, where I'll either be nicked to Spain, John^Brown, or Turkey. I'll always be in the hetaliachan, so if I'm not there, then I'm not online.

[FROM here]

Yer just a beginner.

Essay on Turkey and his views on sex, since I was bugged for it. This essay only covers a small part of Turkey's views of sex, since we do have to take the actual country and it's culture into account. This essay only covers the character. An essay on Turkey, his secular ideology, and his religion and how this deals with sex comes later... once I research that more. sob I should never essay that much on countries


To put it bluntly: Turkey likes sex. However, it goes much deeper then "Insert Tab A into Slot B."
( I fail at essaying on Turkey )

[from here]

A day late, but whatever.

this is for Spain/John Brown/Turkey/Jack Fenton

( HERE THERE BE TEXT )

[At the edge of the forest, there is a country that has finally returned to normal; after a week as poultry and de-aged, he has come to realize what day today is. He is surprisingly somber.]

[He is leaning against a tree, cigarette in hand. He takes a drag and slowly exhales...]


It's been another year, uh?

Can never stop sayin' thanks t' ya. Did so much fer me...

[With a sad smile on his face, he takes another drag.]

((ooc: November 10 is Atatürk Remembrance Day))

Here is how it works. Today is October 22nd. I am posting a relationship meme. The catch is, you have to comment to it asking about a relationship we don't have yet. Either the characters haven't threaded or they've threaded like once.

On November 22nd I will reply to the meme. That means we have a month to try and actually create that relationship. THIS POST IS LIKE MY VOW THAT I WILL THREAD WITH YOU, SOMEHOW, IN THE NEXT MONTH, MORE THAN ONCE. Obviously sometimes characters don't click and that's cool! We can move on! But the attempt will be made, and then a month from today you'll have a relationship meme response waiting for you. :)

I PLAY:
Spain: optimistic European nation of passion that is also a bit thick-headed
John Brown: Australian Catholic priest with a side of derp
Turkey: masked wannabe European nation that is nice, except when you piss him off
Banjou Kizaki: teenage psychic that stops deaths with two sides of derp and a hint of takoyaki

ALSO APPS ARE TOMORROW, if you plan on apping someone then and want to thread them with one of mine, you can placeholder or something!

d-d-d-drop meme! with no drops!

( Geology rocks! )

BREAKING UP THE CHAIN OF CFUW ESSAYS WITH AN ESSAY ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE, FUCK YEAH

So I’ve been meaning to essay a bit on this topic for a while, and I figure that with counselors coming up, I can use this a method to pimp for a Greece.

Turkey’s views on Greece are very complex, character-wise, politically speaking, that’s a whole different matter that I don’t feel I’m able to accurately essay on right now and don’t really plan to ever. Turkey and Greece have been dealing with each other for about five hundred years. So I guess, the best way to start this essay is with a bit of history.

WARNING: this essay is basically me going TL;DR about history, then me failing at understanding this relationship : |b

( painted by the Bosporus in blue )

... yeah, I give up, maybe someday I’ll rewrite this and make it better, but this relationship is just to fucking complicated to be understood completely.

... Questions, comments, death threats, calls of YOU DON'T KNOW HISTORY?

Alright! So Turkey is somewhere close to 3000, Spain is close to 2500, John is somewhere near to 1000, and Banjou is... somewhere

ANYTHING GOES MEME! Relationship, Hot or Not, 5 things, headcanon, PORN REQUEST, etc etc. I HAVE FIVE HOURS BETWEEN CLASSES TOMORROW GUYS, GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO.

Oh right, we need a post, don't we?

ICON OVERHAUL

past threads wonky now, sorry.

I start band camp tomorrow and then I start my fist year of college on the 24th, so I'm going to go ahead and just call a not-hiatus until I get used to college life. I'm going to post my class schedule here just so I can better remember what kind of playing time I'm looking at.

MON and WED: Human Situations Lecture 12 - 1
Geology Lecture 1- 2
Human Situations Discussion 2:30 - 4
Marching Band 6 - 9

TUE and THUR: College Algebra 2:30 - 4
Geology Lab 4 - 5:30

FRI: Human Situations Lecture 12 - 1
Marching Band 6 - 9

then toss in various football games and pep-rallies and the like here and there. :|b


guuuuys it just hit me I start college in about a week

Turkey broke 1k comments, First Impressions/Relationship meme is a go!

I'm thinkin' we gotta be smarter 'bout what we do.

oh god wow, again, Turkey/Dino porn

( I think I should stop with this or something )

Your Sexuality is Icelandic

The average Icelandic first has sex at age 15. And the average number of partners is 13. 26% of Iceland has had more two partners at the same time. People in Iceland say the sexiest feature is the butt.

...

hahaha, SOOO, after many antics in chan and such, I was asked to write Turkey/Dino porn, THIS ASSUMING CERTAIN THINGS HAPPEN or whatever...

( porn be under here )

so this is actually the first piece of porn that I wrote that was longer than a paragraph. and yeaaaah, /o/;;